By Lambert Strether of Corrente
Readers, today’s Water Cooler is a post, but I included the bird song and the plant, because I knew you’d ding me if I didn’t! –lambert
Bird Song of the Day
Eastern Meadowlark, Brazoria NWR–Auto Tour Loop and Discovery Center, Brazoria, Texas, United States.
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Today’s chaos in the Democrat party is perhaps best understood as a succession crisis, not merely personally, but generationally (Biden’s replacement, if any, is unlikely to be 81, and even less likely to be a member of the Senate class of 1973).
Moreover, it’s a crisis that needs to be solved by deadline: The physical Chicago convention is August 19-22, but the Democrat National Committee (DNC) has decided to hold a virtual nomination on Zoom, because Republican Ohio required an August 7 filing date to get the Democrat nominee on their ballot. (Ohio has since moved the filing date to September 1, but Democrats don’t trust them.) The date of the Zoom nomination is, however, as yet unrevealed. Let’s say the date is August 6. This is June 28, making the deadline 39 days away. If the date turns out to be August 19 after all, the crisis must be resolved in 52 days. That’s not a lot of time.
Whether the Democrat succession crisis is of historical significance is as yet unknown (asked the same question of the French Revolution, Chou En-Lai is said to have said “It’s too early to say”). Certainly it’s significant in the history of the party, though it’s hard to think of a precedent: When Democrats split in 1860, it was over an important principle — slavery — and not over the party’s aging star and weak bench. Certainly the debate is significant, though whether on the order of Bush v. Gore 2000 (which Gore was thought to have won for a news cycle or so, until the press decided the debate was really about Gore sighing obnoxiously) or Kennedy v. Nixon 1960 (a poor analogy with no Camelot in the offing) is also unknown.
I spent a few hours after the debate trawling the Twitter, and a few hours after that reading up on the bigfootery and hot-take-ish-ness, and in what follows I’m going to empty out my haul into the following buckets, which correspond roughly to opinion-havers in the Democrat Party structure (ignoring the spooks, press assets, and NGOs):
1) Tragedians
2) The Wizard of Kalorama™
3) Party Grandees
4) Bedwetters
5) Non-Bedwetters
6) Party Members and Activists
7) Outsiders
8) Fanciful Scenarists
My object is not to predict the future — though I do recall asserting that “volatility” was to be this year’s theme — but to try to reduce the mass of material to some sort of order. (Readers will observe that there’s one further category I’ve left out: Funders. That’s because squillionaires and even local gentry are few in number, have ideological crotchets, must be serviced, and cover their tracks, which is why Ferguson and his associates need to take time to figure out — in granular and not class terms — who the string-pullers really are (I say “string-pullers” rather than “puppet masters” because the members of every bucket have their own relative autonomy)).
I’m going to structure the buckets rather like the club sandwich I had for lunch: The bacon, lettuce, and so forth will be the Tweets I collected; the slices of bread will be links to the opinion-havers. Because this is Water Cooler, the sandwich will be large at first, and assume Dagwoodian proportions once orts and scraps are added. (Adding, slices of bread to come shortly. There’s a lot to process.)
But before I start filling up buckets, let me have some fun and do a Wordle for each candidate. I’m using the CNN transcript.
Biden:
Trump:
Make of them what you will. (These are simple frequency-based Wordles. I’m frankly surprised “horrible” doesn’t assume greater salience in Trump’s Wordle; the way he pronounced it really sticks in the mind.)
Tragedians
But still evoking pity and terror:
this is the worst production of king lear i’ve ever seen
— Erin Overbey (@erinoverbey) June 28, 2024
Time to take the car keys away (1):
Never thought thought that “because you’d be in jail” could be eclipsed but this just topped it. The most devastating 30 seconds in presidential debate history. pic.twitter.com/W2HpKwPR2L
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) June 28, 2024
Trump stays controlled, gives a slight shrug, and does what he has to do.
Time to take the car keys away (2):
I’ve been here a lot with my own parents and in-laws in their 80s. The aging and slipping happens real fast. It’s like you blink and the walking and talking are slurred and tentative. I greet this with grace and a deep sadness and acceptance of the inevitable. That is what I feel…
— S. Mitra Kalita (@mitrakalita) June 28, 2024
Time to take the car keys away (3):
This is elder abuse. The Dem Party has fucked its base like no party in history. Unbelievable.
— Mark Ames (@MarkAmesExiled) June 28, 2024
Time to take the car keys away (4):
All right I will say it: However exactly you characterize the interaction between Biden’s age and his stuttering it is not a good combination for the job of presidential nominee and it would be better to have someone else in that role.#brave
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) June 28, 2024
The Democrats have form on elder abuse:
Now, surely the Democrats won’t continue this charade instead of taking action. pic.twitter.com/T8aWnRxgS2
— Eoin Higgins (@EoinHiggins_) June 28, 2024
Carefully uncommitted:
I love Joe Biden. I know he’s a good man. I know his heart is good. I know he’s dedicated to our country and is surrounded by good people. Tonight was heartbreaking in many ways. This is a big political moment. There’s panic in the Democratic party. It’s going to be a long night.
— Maria Shriver (@mariashriver) June 28, 2024
The after-party, poor Jill (1):
Joe just told the “lying two faced pony soldier” story again and the post-game speech to an Atlanta audience. Jill’s jaw perceptibly tensed as he ramped up to it.
— Briahna Joy Gray (@briebriejoy) June 28, 2024
Poor Jill (2):
Desperate message recorded on an old iPhone from a dingy backroom with poor lighting and sound. This is what panic looks like. https://t.co/VUmEkT07Yn
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) June 28, 2024
The Wizard of Kalorama™
Obama’s speechwriter (coined “The Blob”) takes a view:
Telling people they didn’t see what they saw is not the way to respond to this.
— Ben Rhodes (@brhodes) June 28, 2024
Party Grandees
[to come]
Bedwetters
That escalated quickly:
“Our only hope is that he bows out, we have a brokered convention, or dies,” said an adviser to major Democratic party donors. “Otherwise we are f-ing dead.”https://t.co/C65OXV31wE
— POLITICO (@politico) June 28, 2024
“Very aggressive panic”:
CNN: “Right now, there is a deep, a wide, and a very aggressive panic in the Democratic Party. It started minutes into the debate, and it continues right now. It involves party strategists and involves elected officials.
It involves fundraisers, and they’re having conversations… pic.twitter.com/0yaCJjFkpG
— KanekoaTheGreat (@KanekoaTheGreat) June 28, 2024
“Multiple lists” (flex nets)
I am in multiple large group texts with Democratic operatives, elected officials, staffers, and donors.
Not one of them feels good about Biden’s performance tonight in terms of style, his voice etc.
And these are people who aggressively defend him.
And I know this is…
— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) June 28, 2024
“Zero constituency”?
There is now basically zero constituency for the idea of Biden being on the ballot in November. Whether he stays on the ballot will say a lot about whether our country still has the kind of democratic veins that make a country a real democracy, or if we just have elections
— Ryan Grim (@ryangrim) June 28, 2024
#brave:
All right I will say it: However exactly you characterize the interaction between Biden’s age and his stuttering it is not a good combination for the job of presidential nominee and it would be better to have someone else in that role.#brave
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) June 28, 2024
Non-Bedwetters
Saying what she has to say:
Kamala: “It was a slow start but a strong finish.” pic.twitter.com/zTcyZCbFqJ
— Greg Price (@greg_price11) June 28, 2024
Newsom selling hard (1):
If you watch and share one thing make it this. pic.twitter.com/mHRHH0TWuo
— Adam Parkhomenko (@AdamParkhomenko) June 28, 2024
Newsom selling hard (2):
Joe just told the “lying two faced pony soldier” story again and the post-game speech to an Atlanta audience. Jill’s jaw perceptibly tensed as he ramped up to it.
— Briahna Joy Gray (@briebriejoy) June 28, 2024
Hillary Clinton’s press secretary:
Been getting readouts of focus groups of undecideds. Kind of status quo results – about 40 percent end with Biden, about 40 percent end up with Trump and 15 percent for third party.
It may be that voters saw what they exepected to see tonight and doesn’t change race at all.
— Jennifer Palmieri (@jmpalmieri) June 28, 2024
(She could be right, of course.)
Former Biden Press Secretary:
Desperate message recorded on an old iPhone from a dingy backroom with poor lighting and sound. This is what panic looks like. https://t.co/VUmEkT07Yn
— Hans Mahncke (@HansMahncke) June 28, 2024
Admirably committed to the bit, but still cope:
Donald Trump lied about January 6 and refused to commit to abide by the outcome of the 2024 election.
That is my takeaway.
— Marc E. Elias (@marceelias) June 28, 2024
Elias is the Democrat go-to on election law, and a conduit for Steele Dossier money.
More cope, decoped:
That’s it! That’s it! The mistake we’ve all been making is trying to model Joe Biden as a classical system rather than a quantum one.
He’s only coherent until you take a measurement, at which point the wave function collapses into, you know, the thing. https://t.co/qdU2Dar0FQ
— Eric S. Raymond (@esrtweet) June 28, 2024
Party Members and Activists
Refusual to cope:
texting with a friend pic.twitter.com/vFOnIX5oAp
— David Sirota (@davidsirota) June 28, 2024
Replacing the votes of those who voted for Biden, too:
CNN literally went from crying that Donald Trump might not accept election results to immediately plotting how to overturn every single Democrat primary election result. Not sure I’ve ever seen anything like it. https://t.co/NJO2ODdosT
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) June 28, 2024
“Our democracy”….
Outsiders
Thanks, Obama!
Democratic donors, politicians, pundits & operatives knowingly created the disaster you saw on TV tonight – they prevented a contested primary from their bench of elected officials, even though they knew that doing so would risk another Trump presidency. https://t.co/ZRB0Z7vWjw
— David Sirota (@davidsirota) June 28, 2024
Silicon Valley, but not a tech bro, scam artist, or libertarian (sorry for the redundancy):
It pains me to say this, but @TheDemocrats need a different candidate for President.
— Grady Booch (@Grady_Booch) June 28, 2024
Fanciful Scenarists
I believe Biden could also release his delegate:
I think the only plausible scenario for Biden to withdraw is if the real big-wigs of the Democratic Party, probably led by Obama, stage some sort of intervention. Because as of now, 3,753 DNC delegates are bound to him and nothing changes that other than a voluntary withdrawal
— Michael Tracey (@mtracey) June 28, 2024
Of the Trillbillies:
What’ll happen is there will be an open convention and Biden will still win it. We are damned, we must all come to terms with thie. There is no way out, our souls are damned
— Tarence Ray (@tarenceray) June 28, 2024
Memory hole? What memory hole?
No one seems to be considering the possibility that biden wont step aside and tonight’s debate gets quietly memory holed to save democracy
— Mark Ames (@MarkAmesExiled) June 28, 2024
Twenty Fifth Amendment:
Democrats will use the 25th amendment if they can’t get Biden to resign.
Then they will nominate a Republican, “so the great national healing can begin” or something like that.
Whoever it is, the candidate will be 100% certified genocidal.
Progressives will fall in line.
— Dan Kervick (@DanMKervick) June 28, 2024
Too many moving parts in Twenty Fifth Amendment, I think.
A faithless elector:
OK, here’s one. On Election Day, Biden loses the Sun Belt but sweeps the Upper Midwest to win 270-268 EVs. On 12/12, an obscure VA Dem switches his vote to Trump, creating a tie – and the House elects Trump. On 1/21, Tim Mellon gives the elector $10M
SCOTUS just made that legal
— Will Bunch (@Will_Bunch) June 27, 2024
To Tim Mellon, $10M is a gratuity!
“It was a set-up”:
CNN assassinated Joe Biden’s candidacy.
This was a set up from the start.
The Democrats were incapable of terminating Biden.
CNN did the job for them.
The elder abuse has come to an end.
Maybe America can be saved from a commander in chief who long ago lost control of his…
— Scott Ritter (@RealScottRitter) June 28, 2024
As I’ve said before, I think all parties thought an early debate would bring clarity.
And about Biden’s hoarseness:
🚨 Biden has a cold, a person close to the president has confirmed to Axios. His voice was raspy as the debate started, but has strengthened as the night went on. https://t.co/ITSc9ecSqi
— Axios (@axios) June 28, 2024
What nobody’s saying:
https://t.co/2Y3chY4TCA pic.twitter.com/PM7GbRDmJ0
— potatum🥔 (@pot8um) June 28, 2024
Conclusion
If the Democrats are to replace Biden, they have 52 days to choose his successor, introduce them to the public, and turn the tanker of the campaign (besides replacing all of Biden’s staff). That’s a heavy lift.
Introduced to the public and build campaign by deadline.
So might Biden’s successor be? We have two virtually useless data points as of this writing. First, prediction markets:
quite the price swing pic.twitter.com/XsszFjlJFJ
— Rory Johnston (@Rory_Johnston) June 28, 2024
Quite the price swing. Second, this poll at Drudge:
Who the heck is “Other”? Oprah? Arnold? Michelle? Taylor Swift?
Then of course there are larger crises that the Biden Administration has on its plate:
Mearsheimer putting it very clearly for those in the back who didn’t listen: “we’re screwed”. pic.twitter.com/zveRC3Hy2V
— Arnaud Bertrand (@RnaudBertrand) June 28, 2024
(Note that one may regard the Israel Lobby as a proxy for the military-industrial complex while still accepting Mearsheimer’s bottom line.) Busy, busy, busy!
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