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Over the years, the Weekend Update desk has become one of SNL<\/em>\u2019s longest mainstay segments, seeing a range of comedians take on the anchor role as they welcome cast mates and celebrity hosts as guests\u2014including the late Gilda Radner<\/strong>\u2019s newscaster Rosanne Rosannadana and more recently Bill Hader<\/strong><\/a>\u2019s correspondent Stefon.<\/p>\n The long-running bit saw the Barry<\/em> star\u2014who was not in attendance for the anniversary\u2014come on to reveal New York City\u2019s newest and \u201chottest clubs.\u201d Among the many clubs Stefon promoted over four seasons was Maaaaary, \u201cOpened in 1997 by missing Florida woman Lisa Martinez<\/strong>, this club is currently going 90 miles per hour down the West Side Highway.\u201d<\/p>\n According to the promoter, whose love story with then-anchor Seth also played out during his appearances, this club had everything<\/em>, including, \u201cCharts, graphs, PowerPoint, a guy who still thinks Jamba Juice is good for you. And if you liked Russell Crowe<\/a> <\/strong>in Les Mis\u00e9rables<\/em>, you might want to hear Jasper the gorilla pass a kidney stone!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n