{"id":87377,"date":"2024-11-19T23:15:49","date_gmt":"2024-11-19T23:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/neclink.com\/index.php\/2024\/11\/19\/whats-your-low-key-wish-for-humanity\/"},"modified":"2024-11-19T23:15:49","modified_gmt":"2024-11-19T23:15:49","slug":"whats-your-low-key-wish-for-humanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/neclink.com\/index.php\/2024\/11\/19\/whats-your-low-key-wish-for-humanity\/","title":{"rendered":"What’s Your Low-Key Wish for Humanity?"},"content":{"rendered":"


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One of the most famous and beloved CoJ comments<\/a> is about shopping carts, of all things:<\/p>\n

\u201cI read an obituary once that said at the end, \u2018In lieu of flowers, please return your shopping carts to the store don\u2019t leave them all over the parking lot. That drove Larry crazy and it was his one wish for humanity.\u2019\u201d \u2014 S. Carson<\/a><\/p>\n

My kids<\/a> and I think about Larry whenever we go to the grocery store, and I know many others do, too. \u201cEvery time it\u2019s raining, I still put my cart away and say, \u2018Damn it, Larry!’\u201d commented Florencia.\u00a0\u201cAnd I know there are a bunch of COJ readers doing the same.\u201d<\/p>\n

So, now I\u2019m curious: if you<\/em> were to leave one wish for humanity as your legacy \u2014 nothing serious, just goofy \u2014 what would it be? I\u2019d say, please, people (including my own father<\/a>), stop with the yell sneezes<\/a>!!!<\/p>\n

P.S. Nine reader comments on aging<\/a>, 12 readers share their cozy corners<\/a>, and what have CoJ readers taught you<\/a>?<\/p>\n

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